everythingisayisalieiamlyingrightnow

 
 

he would say
I care about you profoundly
preceded or followed by
i am using you

I wasn’t able to process these statements
if you cared about me, you wouldn’t be using me
if i don’t let you use me, you will stop caring about me

like the androids in that episode of classic trek, i was taken down by this logic trap.

It’s not a very good logic trap.
I am a terrible robot.